Monday, March 5, 2012

Funny Husband and Wife Jokes SMS | Jokes SMS Collections


WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?"
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay…

Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!

Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!

Patni: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Pati: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta….

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…"
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Atif Aslam - Ehsaas Lyrics, Atif Aslam - Ehsaas Mp3 Song Download, Atif Aslam - Ehsaas Video Song Download



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Album ::
Doorie
Song Title ::
"Ehsaas"
Singer ::
Atif Aslam
Song Duration ::
3:45 minutes
Year ::
2006


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Ram Charan invited Pawan Kalyan for Racha audio launching

 

Mega Power Star Ram Charan Teja has visited his uncle Pawan Kalyan on Gabbar Singh set which is taking place in Maryada Ramanna house in Kokapet. Buzz is that Ram Charan has invited Pawan Kalyan for the Racha music launch.

It is evident that Racha music launch is scheduled on March 9 in Hyderabad and there has been news that all the mega heroes Chiranjeevi, Pawan Kalyan and Allu Arjun will attend the audio launch. Recently, Naga Babu also has dropped onto Gabbar Singh sets and met Pawan Kalyan.

Gabbar Singh director and producer Harish Shankar and Ganesh Babu were present during Ram Charan's visit and the producer has also thanked Charan for visiting set. Gabbar Singh is gearing up for the release on May 18.

 

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Bank of Baroda to recruit 600 Probationary Officers


 
Bank of Baroda is looking for eligible candidates for following posts of Probationary Officer from those candidates who have taken the CWE for Probationary Officers/ Management Trainees conducted by IBPs in 2011. All eligible and interested candidates can apply online at www.bankofbaroda.com.
  Posts :  Probationary Officer : 600 posts in junior management grade/Scale I
Salary Scale : Pay Scale Rs.14500-25700

CWE Score : Minimum 125 for General/ OBC and 105 for SC/ST in the common written examination conducted by Institute of Banking Personnel Selection (IBPS) with all other required qualification.
Age Limit : Age relaxation as per Govt rules.
Educational Qualification : Candidates should check this page again after 21 February 2012 for all details qualifications.

How to Apply : Eligible applicants are required to apply ONLINE only through Bank of Baroda website (www.bankofbaroda.com). No other means / mode of application will be accepted. Online Registration site would be up to 10-03-2012.


Important dates for Bank of Baroda PO Recruitment 2012
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Sajda Tere Pyar Mein Star Plus New Show Title Song Download | Sajda Tere Pyar Mein Star Plus Title Song Video | Sajda Tere Pyar Mein Star Plus Title Song Mp3 Download

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Sajda Tere Pyar Mein Title Song Lyrics:
  • Singer : Rucha Sharma,Prashant
  • Music Director : Adil and Prashant
Mera Ishq Ab Avaj Ye De ... Meri Ruh Ko Tu Jaha Dikhe

Main Dabse Ibadat Main Gir jao Tere Age Tuje Chumu Karu Tujko Sadda Ve

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Australia vs Sri lanka Highlights 1st final of CB Series 2012

Australia vs Sri lanka CB series highlights

Australia v Sri Lanka, CB Series 1st final Highlights, Brisbane

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List of Colorful Holi Special Mp3 Songs 2012 | Download Holi Wonderful Mp3 Songs

First of all happy wonderful Holi 2012; Here is latest collection of colorful Holi 2012 special Mp3 Songs








List of Holi 2012 Wonderful Mp3 Songs
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Aao Re Aao Khelo Holi Biraj Me – Sapan Chakravarty
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